It happened tonight when I was home alone with him (Chance was at a meeting), and I let him out to go to the bathroom. Usually he goes outside, does his business, and maybe explores a little.
Today, instead he decided to run away from me every stinking time I tried to get him in the house. He is totally defiant, and I know he knows what "Spike, get your dumb, ugly butt in here!" means. Just kidding I didn't say that, but I wanted to.
So while he was running around in the freezing cold, pitch black night, I noticed he had something in his mouth. He has never eaten poop before so I thought maybe it was one of the billion wood chips that he drags into our house on any given day. When I finally caught him and made him let go of whatever was in his mouth, I realized it was poo. He stank (stunk?) SO BAD.
So, I put him under running water and hoped it would take some of the stench away. Eventually the smell faded, but about an hour later he licked my MOUTH. I scrubbed my entire mouth for like 5 minutes. Hopefully (I really, really hope) most of the poo germs had faded by then, even so I feel gross. Chance is still hesitant to kiss me (I don't blame him).
That is pretty much the most interesting thing that has happened around here. Sad, I know.
I have a bunch of pictures to post, but my blogger thingy won't let me. Anyone know how to solve this?
I have no idea how to work blogger.
P.S. Contrary to what the last two blog posts might tell you, we totally have more interesting things going on in our life, and we definitely do not spend all our time obsessing over our dog. I promise.
Oh that's so so gross! Bad Spike! That story totally made me laugh!
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